the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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