he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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