Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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