we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
