hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
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Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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