I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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