Fine. I'll sleep in my office
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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