fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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