all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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