I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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