So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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