only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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