where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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