This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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