he wants to bone in the snuggie
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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