So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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