FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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