She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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