your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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