I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
