I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
