i was rollin on her like bob the builder
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Randomize
