I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
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Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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