I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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