i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Randomize
