she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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