Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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