you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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