this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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