I don't have enough holes for all these australians
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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