do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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