My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I party with great urgency now.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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