and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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