wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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