is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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