Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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