Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?

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(301): View more from Maryland

He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.

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(530): View more from California

I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.

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(315): View more from New York

Hello wreck, this is your train calling.

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(907): View more from Alaska

He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since

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(586): View more from Michigan

We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.

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(850): View more from Florida

Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.

(1-814): View more from Pennsylvania

God I hope the sex was good.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants

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