Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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