if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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