He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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