i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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