Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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