the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
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