Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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