The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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