I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I currently don't understand fingers.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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