he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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