Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
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I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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