You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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