he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
