This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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