his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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