Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
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After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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