ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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