He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I need help removing her.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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