It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I came so hard my ears popped.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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