I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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